Some people are fully conscious, alert, and aware. Others? Not so much. This hoodie says it all without you having to say a word.

Featuring two simple stick-figure designs — one wide awake, one snoozing — with matching captions, it’s a funny, visual way to show the difference between being aware and… well… not.

✔ Cozy fleece hoodie for everyday wear
✔ Clean, minimal design that makes its point instantly
✔ Unisex fit — comfort for everyone
✔ Great conversation starter (or polite mic drop)

Whether you’re team “alert and aware” or you just need a nap, this hoodie keeps things soft, warm, and a little sarcastic.

Get 2 and do his-n-hers, or his-n-his, or hers-n-hers, or theirs-n-__?_ .  You get the point cuz just being here shows you're sharp.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.